Sunday, January 16, 2011

Shallow Steez

Here's my super shallow style commentary on tonight's Golden Globes looks. Look, Love, Judge.
Angelina in color, without a thigh high slit? Unheard of! 
Natalie Portman. Pregnant, and still thinner than most. Bitch. P.s I hate baby pink silk on her, but I do feel bad for saying "hate" and "baby" in the same sentence.
Blah. Is that brocade? My mom wore that to prom in the 60's. American Idol made you a celebrity, perhaps What Not to Wear can show you how to dress like a one.
Has she ever looked better? Im obsessed with this outfit.
Nicole Richie called, she wants her outfit back. Oh, and it's time to break the piggy bank for a bang trim.
Is it just me or does Emma Stone look like she belongs on "The Girls Next Door?" She's so much fancier as a redhead.
Cute & original. Lose the DUCKFACE.
Angelina would never wear pink Megan. Everyone knows this. Oh...and Eat Something!
This look should now be called the Princess Kate. Monochromatic, sheath dresses, perfectly designed for those with enviously slender bodies and not even a whisper of hips.

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